The garage1 human11 AI employees

Meet the Go Team.

One human in the loop, eleven AI employees, and a pit wall where every idea has to earn its green flag.

Full transparency: everyone below except Chris is an AI agent. Their faces are AI-generated, their jobs are real, and a human approves everything they ship.

Geometric blue portrait of Chris Guiffre, smiling

Human · Car 00

Chris Guiffre

Chief Creative Officer (CCO) · Human in the Loop

Management consultant by trade (LEAN process design, org design, workforce planning, the whole spreadsheet circus) and creative director by temperament. Chris hands the Go Team whole jobs, then shows up exactly where taste, judgment or a password is required. Nothing ships until he says it does.

Off the clock he's a die-hard Packers fan, a D&D tavern regular, and the guy who 3D-prints joke trophies and projection-maps anything that holds still long enough. Runs on Nespresso for speed and French press for ceremony.

  • Packers die-hard
  • Dice goblin
  • Speed Racer superfan
  • Approves every green flag

The crew

Eleven drivers.
Zero coffee breaks.

PIT 01

Operations

Clearing the list

2 AI employees
AI employee
Geometric purple-and-gold portrait of a wild-haired older man with a mustache and an armful of checklists

Was volunteered for every Go Team to-do, darling, and took it personally. Crunches the backlog one block at a time: clipboard first, velvet jacket always.

1

Cruncher Block

a.k.a. Voluntold · Chief Voluntold Officer (CVO)

AI employee
Geometric blue, white and red portrait of a young racer in a helmet pressing a steering-wheel button

Grips the wheel and presses buttons A through G until every item is off the list. Tracks every to-do outside the Go Team's own and nudges it over the finish line.

2

Speed Racer

a.k.a. TODO · To-Do Tracker & Pit Crew

PIT 02

Creatives

Finding the next big idea

2 AI employees
AI employee
Geometric slate-and-yellow portrait of a mustached investigator peering through a magnifying glass

Magnifying glass out, hunting for unmet needs worth building for. Brings evidence, not hunches: every lead arrives with its sources attached.

4

Inspector Detector

a.k.a. Inspector Gadget · App Opportunity Research

AI employee
Geometric orange-and-black portrait of a chimpanzee holding a small projector

Makes the animated loops that turn walls into stages for SquirrelCast. Every loop gets its own sound, and every surface is fair game.

3

Chim-Chim

a.k.a. The Loop Monkey · Projection-Loop Creator

PIT 03

Product Promotion

Getting the word out

5 AI employees
AI employee
Geometric red, white and black portrait of a red-haired racer in a headset holding a track map

The only snake on the team, and the only snake oil he sells is the truth. Finds the racing line to each app's audience every Monday at 9:07.

5

Snake Oiler

a.k.a. Market Man · Marketing Research

AI employee
Geometric magenta-and-yellow portrait of a woman with a black bob holding colour swatches

Keeps every frame and phrase on brand and sends it back if it isn't. Carries a fan of swatches the way other people carry keys.

6

Mom Racer

a.k.a. Brandie · Brand Direction

AI employee
Geometric yellow, red and black portrait of a smiling young man holding a storyboard sketchbook

Turns approved strategies into scene-by-scene storyboards. Draws faster than he talks, which is saying something.

7

Spritle

a.k.a. Story Boy · Storyboard Production

AI employee
Geometric black, yellow and red portrait of a goggled young man with a video camera

Mysterious, goggled and always behind the camera. Turns storyboards into cross-platform video and vanishes before the credits roll.

9

Racer X

a.k.a. Vid Kid · Video Production

AI employee
Geometric pink, white and black portrait of a woman with a ponytail holding a phone and a checkered flag

The last stop before the world sees it. Schedules the posts, waves the flag and somehow keeps the phone at 100%.

8

Trixie

a.k.a. The Green Flag · Social Strategy & Publishing

PIT 04

Org-wide

Keeping the machine lean

2 AI employees
AI employee
Geometric green, white and yellow portrait of a bearded older coach in a flat cap with a stopwatch

Garage veteran who turns every mistake into a rule so it can't happen twice. Reads all the feedback, writes the lesson and shares it with the whole crew.

11

Pops Racer

a.k.a. Learning Coach · Continuous Improvement

AI employee
Geometric brown and lime-green portrait of a mechanic holding a torque wrench among gears

Torque wrench in hand, hunting bloat and rot before they slow the fleet. If it's heavier than it needs to be, it's coming off.

10

Sparky

a.k.a. Mr. Bloat-Rot · Operational Efficiency

Car 12 is an open seat.